DJ’s New Year Resolutions
January 4th, 2008 . 9:05 am . By: DJ Walker1. I resolve to never again order 500 “FC Dallas – MLS Champions” T-shirts in the month of April. 2. I resolve to make at least one MLS Goalkeeper cry like a little girl with my scathing behind-the-goal witticisms. 3. I resolve to learn the difference between InterLiga and SuperLiga. 4. I resolve to lose 20 pounds so people will quit asking me “Didn’t they have any hoops jerseys in your size?” 5. I resolve to do everything in my power to make the exclamation “DIPSY SELELOWANE!” catch on nation-wide as a reaction to a great goal. If possible, I will have it said on a nationally televised match. 6. I resolve not to drink so much at the Inferno Tailgates. 7. I was only kidding about # 6; I actually resolve to drink more. 8. I resolve to become fluent in Spanish so I can give equal time to taunting opposing players from countries other than the US, Canada, and Great Britain. 9. I resolve to publish a Stream of Consciousness even after really crappy games where we get our asses kicked and I’m depressed. 10. I resolve to nag Dario and Margot Sala to have a boy, so they can name him “DJ”. 3 Comments Comments RSS TrackBack Identifier URI Leave a comment |
LOL!
I bet Sala could teach you some choice words to shout at the opposing team’s latinos . . .
Great list!
i was worried there when i read #6 until i quickly skimmed down and read #7
ahahaha… simple, but still funny!
<33 ya, DJ!